deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via lohanthony)

bitchesaloud:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

have u ever been on omegle?

(Source: trait, via brendanwtf)

"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."

Anonymous (via st0ner-chvrm)

(Source: seventeenthave, via sh4ttereddr3ams)